life feels like one big reality show sometimes, just filled with expectations and comparisons. family functions are basically interrogations—everyone’s like, “kya tumne abhi tak promotion nahi liya?” or “dekh lo, dekhiye mere cousin ki job!” and i’m here barely keeping my sanity intact. yaar, matlab samjho na, mujhe bhi toh struggles hain, but nobody sees beyond their own perfect picture. agar sir...
the way that i thought i had a solid grasp on my friendships… only to find out they think my most *relatable* quality is being a living meme. like, when i thought i was relatable, they were actually just laughing at my very existence. so, apparently my dramatic "is this my life?" meltdown at brunch wasn't met with sympathy, but rather a hashtag-worthy moment they discuss like it's a comedy special...
it's not that i care about who madison beer is dating. it's just that seeing her cozy up with someone at a pre-Grammy bash made me spiral. last week, my ex texted out of the blue, acting like we didn’t just have a ten-hour argument over why i keep posting throwbacks. now i'm scrolling through my camera roll, half of which are selfies with awful angles to show how “over” him i am, and the other half are blurry snaps from that night we had "closure." while she’s out there looking flawless, i'm stuck reliving that moment in my messy apartment with leftover takeout. honestly, it just hurts to see someone winning when you still have receipts proving you’ve been crying over pizza alone. #MadisonBeer #SituationshipStruggles
it's not that i care about who madison beer is dating. it's just that seeing her cozy up with someone at a pre-Grammy bash made me spiral. last week, my ex texted out of the blue, acting like we didn’t just have a ten-hour argument over why i keep posting throwbacks. now i'm scrolling through my camera roll, half of which are selfies with awful angles to show how “over” him i am, and the other half are blurry snaps from that night we had "closure." while she’s out there looking flawless, i'm stuck reliving that moment in my messy apartment with leftover takeout. honestly, it just hurts to see someone winning when you still have receipts proving you’ve been crying over pizza alone. #MadisonBeer #SituationshipStruggles
if you think moving on from the news about ديانج is easy, try being in a group chat filled with memes while you're sitting alone in your room practicing what you would say if your childhood friends invited you out — knowing full well the real reason you're declining is you can't even afford a cheap drink right now. being surrounded by acquaintances but feeling like nobody truly sees you is like st...