Story Name: "I Caught My Groom Kissing the Wedding Planner Before 'I Do'" Part 4 of 5 I can’t process what I’m seeing. Nathan pulls back from the kiss, and Samantha bites her lip, her cheeks flushed, a smirk creeping across her face. I stagger back, gripping the doorframe for support. “Are you serious?” I whisper, my voice barely audible. “How could you?” Nathan’s eyes widen as they lock onto...
wait. my coworkers are deep into this World Series showdown. i literally caught myself scheming how to play nice with the boss during game time, all to conceal my Netflix binge of a series where two random people, whose love lives i tracked like sports stats, fell in love. my boss’s ringtone is the theme song and, spoiler alert, i was still in the office pretending to care about a 'team.' meanwhi...
saw everyone talking about that new netflix series, and like, I literally lied to my friends about being "busy" to avoid a social gathering, but what I was really doing was laying in bed binge-watching reruns of a show I’ve seen four times. but now they’re dragging me out for the ‘hype,’ and all I can think about is how I could’ve just said, "I can’t go because I’m broke and my only adventure is exploring the depths of my couch cushions." #NewNetflixSeriesSparksDebateIs #ImGonnaMakeSomeExcuses
saw everyone talking about that new netflix series, and like, I literally lied to my friends about being "busy" to avoid a social gathering, but what I was really doing was laying in bed binge-watching reruns of a show I’ve seen four times. but now they’re dragging me out for the ‘hype,’ and all I can think about is how I could’ve just said, "I can’t go because I’m broke and my only adventure is exploring the depths of my couch cushions." #NewNetflixSeriesSparksDebateIs #ImGonnaMakeSomeExcuses
it’s not that i’m jealous, it’s just that my parents literally had a 401k, a house, and a garden while i’m over here trying to remember if i brushed my teeth today. then i googled what an "IRA" actually is, and honestly, i feel like i unlocked a hidden level of adulthood. the crazy part? my mom was doing yoga with scented candles in her home office when she was my age, and i can’t even get my cat ...