it’s not that I’m drowning in debt, it’s just that I ordered the kale salad for lunch—then hid the receipt under my phone like it doesn’t matter. my neighbors think I make bank just because I wear the same sneakers as that influencer, but honestly I can’t remember the last time I bought myself a new pair. I'm smiling at all these strangers while my credit card balance haunts me in the dead of nigh...
last night, i watched Lindsey Vonn nail a comeback with a ruptured ACL and thought, wow, what a warrior. meanwhile, i tripped over a literal air molecule trying to get from the couch to the fridge. like, my biggest athletic accomplishment this month was finding a remote buried under a pile of laundry. my friend who always acted like they had their life together just bombed an interview, and honest...
not gonna lie, I just found out my great-uncle used to smuggle cigarettes back when the prices were way lower than today. like, now I understand why we always had those mysterious packages at family gatherings, and it all makes sense why grandma would always whisper about "not making the wrong choices." lowkey feeling like I’m unraveling an entire movie plot over here, wondering what other secrets are hidden behind the family facade... it’s wild how something as mundane as prices can trigger this avalanche of family lore I never asked for. #
not gonna lie, I just found out my great-uncle used to smuggle cigarettes back when the prices were way lower than today. like, now I understand why we always had those mysterious packages at family gatherings, and it all makes sense why grandma would always whisper about "not making the wrong choices." lowkey feeling like I’m unraveling an entire movie plot over here, wondering what other secrets are hidden behind the family facade... it’s wild how something as mundane as prices can trigger this avalanche of family lore I never asked for. #
not gonna lie, i literally had a dream that my toxic coworker got promoted and started calling me “team player” while clapping in the break room like they were leading a corporate cheer squad. now that’s my daily reality, and i’m just over here like, okay, but do you think we can manifest a better work vibe by reading fortune cookies at lunch? literally not even kidding. #awkwardbosses #manifestat...