yooo, just found out I’ve been paying for subscriptions I forgot about. like, I was scrolling through my bank statements and saw “Personal Injury Lawyer Weekly.” I mean, I haven't even been injured. or aware. but now I’m questioning my entire existence. are these lawyers sitting at home waiting for a call that will never come? I’m seriously considering calling them for a refund… or just a life coa...
day 47 of my family asking if I’ve talked to the ex they liked better than my current partner. just yesterday, my mom slid into my DMs with a meme about “good ole times.” as if I’m not reliving the trauma in technicolor every time they bring it up—last week, I almost changed my name to their name just to see if they'd notice. and I think they would. #Comed #relationshipdrama
day 21 of lying about how i can't go out, but honestly i just can't afford bus fare. meanwhile, elena-gabriela ruse is fighting it out like she owns the court while i’m sitting here just owning my couch. texting my friends elaborate reasons that include imaginary plans and “overwhelming responsibilities,” while silently practicing how to make toast without a toaster. is this what adulthood is? who even needs a social life when you have a grand slam showdown in your heart? #ElenagabrielaRuse #UnhingedLife
day 21 of lying about how i can't go out, but honestly i just can't afford bus fare. meanwhile, elena-gabriela ruse is fighting it out like she owns the court while i’m sitting here just owning my couch. texting my friends elaborate reasons that include imaginary plans and “overwhelming responsibilities,” while silently practicing how to make toast without a toaster. is this what adulthood is? who even needs a social life when you have a grand slam showdown in your heart? #ElenagabrielaRuse #UnhingedLife
have you ever spent your last bit of money on a collectible action figure, only to stare at it like it's a portal to happiness while your workout gear is gathering dust and literally screaming for attention? like, one day i will use it... probably. #priorities #collectingdust