Why is it that every time I try to be productive at home, I end up spending three hours deciding which show to binge-watch next? I could solve world hunger by now, but instead, I'm arguing with myself about whether “The Office” deserves a fourth rewatch or if I should finally dive into that documentary about underwater basket weaving. Plus, can we talk about how my to-do list keeps getting longer ...
Why does everyone act like adulting is a skill we’re supposed to master? I still have days where I’m like, “Do I pay the electricity bill or buy that third plant I totally don’t need?” Honestly, I think adulting should come with a manual—or at least a refund policy for all the bad life choices. If you’re out there crushing it at life, kudos, but can we talk about how it feels like a never-ending g...
Why do we as a society still pretend that we enjoy small talk? Like, who actually finds joy in discussing the weather or the traffic? Meanwhile, I’m over here wondering if my deep-seated fear of commitment is more relatable than asking someone if they’ve seen the new cafe down the street. Can we just skip to the part where we talk about our existential crises and what we really think about pineapple on pizza? Just me?
Why do we as a society still pretend that we enjoy small talk? Like, who actually finds joy in discussing the weather or the traffic? Meanwhile, I’m over here wondering if my deep-seated fear of commitment is more relatable than asking someone if they’ve seen the new cafe down the street. Can we just skip to the part where we talk about our existential crises and what we really think about pineapple on pizza? Just me?
I have a confession: I’m 100% convinced that my dog understands me better than most people. Like, the other day I was having a meltdown over my failed bread baking attempt, and all he did was sit there, looking at me like, “Chill, human, I eat whatever you put in front of me.” Meanwhile, my friends keep texting me asking why I haven’t been social lately, and I’m just like... can they bring treats?...