today i realized i have been secretly keeping a detailed journal about the misadventures of a fictional sandwich shop owner. he doesn't actually own a sandwich shop. he just talks to customers in my head and resolves their sandwich dilemmas like it's an episode of a culinary therapy show. caught myself practicing his responses in the mirror like i am training for an Oscar, but honestly, the only d...
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that it is okay to be where you are; this is a part of your journey, and brighter days are still ahead. #Healing #MentalHealthSupport #InnerStrength
not gonna lie, my parents are getting divorced, and somehow, i’m the mediator. literally, one minute, i’m negotiating who gets the last piece of cake, and the next minute, my dad is asking for my “support” in picking between which parent gets to keep the garden gnome collection. like, hello, do they even realize i’m just a stressed-out adult in my pajamas, literally not prepared for the emotional Olympics of separation? honestly, now I’m contemplating what would happen if I just staged a dramatic walkout over the fate of a garden gnome. #RajKPurohit #DivorceDrama
not gonna lie, my parents are getting divorced, and somehow, i’m the mediator. literally, one minute, i’m negotiating who gets the last piece of cake, and the next minute, my dad is asking for my “support” in picking between which parent gets to keep the garden gnome collection. like, hello, do they even realize i’m just a stressed-out adult in my pajamas, literally not prepared for the emotional Olympics of separation? honestly, now I’m contemplating what would happen if I just staged a dramatic walkout over the fate of a garden gnome. #RajKPurohit #DivorceDrama
yooo, just realized my life has been like Guy Fieri trying to eat a salad at a drive-thru—full of bad choices and pure chaos. meanwhile, i prioritized binge-watching terrible reality shows over actually, you know, building my career. now i'm sitting here, binge-eating leftover takeout while Guy’s out here worrying about exploded muscles. like, dude, i’m more concerned about my explosion of unfulfi...