if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything that is happening right now, just know that it is okay to take a breath and take it one step at a time. this season will pass, and you have the strength to find your way through it. #YouMatter #Hope #YouAreNotAlone
not gonna lie, i have a whole mental script ready for when de’aanthony melton finally joins the warriors. like, i have a hypothetical reaction that is equal parts joyful and totally losing my mind. and then there’s me, sitting at work, just daydreaming of our wedding vows, while my boss is asking about last quarter's reports and my mind is all “I, take you, de’aanthony, to be my husband.” the conf...
the way that i just caught myself drafting a divorce settlement in my notes app, only to realize i was fully in charge of settling who gets the vinyl records. like, one parent is playing board games with their lawyer and the other is trying to claim a cherished life-size cardboard cutout of a celebrity, and i am here, gripping my laptop, trying to figure out how to tell them neither one deserves custody of my deep emotional scars... what even is life. #divorcemediator #unnecessarydrama
the way that i just caught myself drafting a divorce settlement in my notes app, only to realize i was fully in charge of settling who gets the vinyl records. like, one parent is playing board games with their lawyer and the other is trying to claim a cherished life-size cardboard cutout of a celebrity, and i am here, gripping my laptop, trying to figure out how to tell them neither one deserves custody of my deep emotional scars... what even is life. #divorcemediator #unnecessarydrama
the way that my roommate saw my search history and we both pretended it didn't happen. i was looking up 'how to build a secret tunnel' right after i finished an episode of a true crime podcast about a guy who dug one to escape prison. honestly, now we just sit in awkward silence. who knew colin jost's commentary could lead to me considering my escape routes? #ColinJost #existentialcrisis