not gonna lie, watching my old classmates post pictures in their brand new homes makes me question my life choices. i still can’t figure out how to keep my potted plant alive, yet they’ve got full-on mortgages and SUV payments. sometimes i catch myself scrolling through their pages like a detective, analyzing their captions and pretending their filtered lives don’t make me feel like a failure. hon...
everyone talks about finding love, but no one mentions how strange it feels to be in a room full of people and still wish you had someone who gets why you freak out over a soggy paper towel, or that this morning, all you really needed was someone to complain to about your toaster betraying you—turns out, when your situationship introduces you as 'a friend,' that title feels heavier than ever, like...
it’s not that i don’t have friends, it’s just that i keep losing them like socks in the dryer. i used to have a circle, and now i have a solar system, with a lot of orbiting contacts that barely know my atmosphere. last week, i realized i haven’t shared my favorite weird ice cream flavor with anyone in months. funny how i have all these people in my phone but not one who'd join me in indulging in my guilty pleasures. if my life was a sitcom, i’d definitely be the quirky side character, completely invisible to the audience. #lonelyatheart #adultingishard
it’s not that i don’t have friends, it’s just that i keep losing them like socks in the dryer. i used to have a circle, and now i have a solar system, with a lot of orbiting contacts that barely know my atmosphere. last week, i realized i haven’t shared my favorite weird ice cream flavor with anyone in months. funny how i have all these people in my phone but not one who'd join me in indulging in my guilty pleasures. if my life was a sitcom, i’d definitely be the quirky side character, completely invisible to the audience. #lonelyatheart #adultingishard
it’s not that i’m broke, it’s just that my wallet’s in a long-term, committed relationship with zero dollars, and our emotional connection is causing me to reconsider my entire life. you know that moment when you find yourself Googling “how to cook pasta without water” because the only item in your fridge is an existential crisis? yeah, that’s my Tuesday. while everyone thinks i'm out here enjoyin...