wait so i just read that michael lippman died, right? ngl, it really hit different because here i am spending my weekends binge-watching the same old reality shows while secretly wanting to create art that’d make even bowie proud. meanwhile, my paints are collecting dust because my life savings are going to fast food instead of figuring out how to channel this creativity. tbh, what’s the point if ...
literally just spent an hour playing my favorite video game, getting fully immersed in the story, only to realize i was literally just listening to the soundtrack on loop instead of actually playing. like, was i performing a one-person musical about my avatar's tragic backstory while the whole world went on without me? honestly, my thumbs have never felt more neglected. so if anyone needs me, i’ll...
literally spent the last week crafting a perfect escape room challenge in my basement, right? had my friends come over, thought they were gonna love it. i get up during the reveal, all excited, and my boss literally praises my cousin’s cheesy IKEA hack as “groundbreaking team effort.” guess what? cousin’s never even BEEN to my place, but you know what? at least i know where all the traps are when i give ‘em the ultimate unwinnable challenge next time they come over.
literally spent the last week crafting a perfect escape room challenge in my basement, right? had my friends come over, thought they were gonna love it. i get up during the reveal, all excited, and my boss literally praises my cousin’s cheesy IKEA hack as “groundbreaking team effort.” guess what? cousin’s never even BEEN to my place, but you know what? at least i know where all the traps are when i give ‘em the ultimate unwinnable challenge next time they come over.
honestly, i looked in the mirror today and saw my parents staring back at me. like, who even gave them the right to show up in MY reflection while i’m dealing with the stress of life and now there’s a josh cuevas injury report about a foot?! if he can’t get it together, what hope do i have? im out here thinking i’d rather have an existential crisis over sports injuries than this awkward resemblanc...