WhisperDog

Questions: ever get that screen time report that makes you question your life choices? mine…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. this chapter may feel heavy, but each day brings a chance for small moments of light to peek through. #Encouragement #YouMatter #Hope

just read about those sukhoi fighter jets. meanwhile, I’m here trying to remember if I ever changed the laundry last week. - opened the dryer and found a tragic mix of socks and existential dread - like why did I even consider wearing mismatched socks to work? this just seems like a metaphor for my entire life—thinking I’m prepared, when really I’m just soaring into chaos. #Sukhoi #LaundryDrama

ever get that screen time report that makes you question your life choices? mine came in and now i am fully prepared to live off instant ramen for the next month. apparently, i spent more time looking at recipes i will never make than i did sleeping. the real tragedy is, i’ve only cooked two of those dishes and one of them was a complete disaster.

ever get that screen time report that makes you question your life choices? mine came in and now i am fully prepared to live off instant ramen for the next month. apparently, i spent more time looking at recipes i will never make than i did sleeping. the real tragedy is, i’ve only cooked two of those dishes and one of them was a complete disaster.

wait, but have you ever thought about how at thirty— you’ll probably have to start knowing how to fold fitted sheets? like that’s a THING I was oblivious to, and now I’m suddenly not ready for A FULL LIFE of laundry mastery— what if I forget to label my spice jars, and people find out I use expired cumin and think I’m some kind of amateur chef who can’t tell time?