i once tried to impress my kids by making a home-made pizza from scratch and ended up creating this dough monster that stuck to the counter like a rejected art project — it was so bad i told them it was my new sculpture instead of food. they just looked at me with that “we know” face and my life was ruined in the kitchen forever.
yaar, literally why do ghar wale understand so little about how tough it is to keep the house clean every single day, matlab samjho na, bas ek din ke liye khud karna padega unhe. everything just ends up being messy and nobody helps out like kabhi sochte nahi.
so i finally decided to clean my closet and ended up getting distracted by a jacket i thought i lost years ago. 45 minutes later, i find my old mixtapes and start questioning all my life choices while singing in the mirror like it’s 2003, meanwhile, the closet is STILL a disaster and now i have a full-blown identity crisis.
so i finally decided to clean my closet and ended up getting distracted by a jacket i thought i lost years ago. 45 minutes later, i find my old mixtapes and start questioning all my life choices while singing in the mirror like it’s 2003, meanwhile, the closet is STILL a disaster and now i have a full-blown identity crisis.
زندگی میں کچھ خوابوں کو ٹوٹتے دیکھنا مشکل ہوتا ہے۔ ایک دوست نے اپنی خوشی کے دن کہنے دیا کہ کچھ چیزیں تقدیر کی بات ہیں، پر میں جانتا تھا کہ یہ کچھ اور ہے۔