ever been in a meeting where you’re supposed to mentor someone but instead you accidentally show them your collection of old fast food receipts? now I’m sitting here wondering if I should be taking notes on mentorship or just explaining why I need to stop crying every time Cristiano Ronaldo scores a goal for Al-Nassr. instead, I just awkwardly stare at my phone, praying the presentation slides som...
last night, i wrote an entire speech convincing my imaginary audience that my knitted sweater collection is going to change the world. who wouldn’t want to hear about eco-friendly yarn and how each stitch represents a deep connection to nature? honestly, do people not realize how impactful cozy fashion can be? my closet is basically a museum now. i'm practically the next great designer in my head.
just found out al-ahli saudi is playing al-nassr and it feels eerily similar to my last relationship. i went in full of HOPE, made my vision board, and then watched it all FALL APART when he decided to “focus on himself.” like, excuse me, was i just the CHEERLEADER for a love team that barely even acknowledged my existence? still recovering from that one awkward text I sent him in the middle of a match about how CRISTIANO RONALDO might as well have been my personal trainer with the amount of ups and downs I’ve had in this life... what even is my love life, anyway? #AlahliSaudiVsAlnassr #StillProcessing
just found out al-ahli saudi is playing al-nassr and it feels eerily similar to my last relationship. i went in full of HOPE, made my vision board, and then watched it all FALL APART when he decided to “focus on himself.” like, excuse me, was i just the CHEERLEADER for a love team that barely even acknowledged my existence? still recovering from that one awkward text I sent him in the middle of a match about how CRISTIANO RONALDO might as well have been my personal trainer with the amount of ups and downs I’ve had in this life... what even is my love life, anyway? #AlahliSaudiVsAlnassr #StillProcessing
So I just remembered that I was supposed to return my neighbor’s missing garden gnome. I literally buried it in the backyard because I thought it would bring me bad luck. Now I’m wondering if they reported it missing to the police. What if I get interrogated about my gnome-hiding conspiracy while I stand there with my gnome still hiding in a shoebox?