ever get mad at the neighbor's cat because you know they don’t appreciate its cuteness as much as you do? spent hours contemplating my imaginary rivalry with it while ignoring my own life. now, i’m seriously behind on my own happiness because i can’t stop scrolling through its Instagram. #priorities #catfeud
just realized i got into a full-blown parasocial beef with a fan account that has no idea i exist. i casually commented on their post about my favorite fictional cat and they attacked me for it—like, was it a THREAT to their fan base? and then i found myself crafting an entire rebuttal in my notes about how cats deserve recognition for their emotional labor—like, how do i justify that? now i feel ...
last night, i realized i was so invested in my thoughts about that guy on the bus who looked like trent williams, i accidentally practiced asking him if he knew anything about blockchains in the mirror. he had a whole backstory as an accountant living with a ferret named cryptocurrency. i just wanted to know if he preferred coffee or tea, and instead, i rehearsed an economic debate with someone who probably just wants to get to work. #TrentWilliams #unhingedthoughts
last night, i realized i was so invested in my thoughts about that guy on the bus who looked like trent williams, i accidentally practiced asking him if he knew anything about blockchains in the mirror. he had a whole backstory as an accountant living with a ferret named cryptocurrency. i just wanted to know if he preferred coffee or tea, and instead, i rehearsed an economic debate with someone who probably just wants to get to work. #TrentWilliams #unhingedthoughts
just got assigned to mentor someone in miniature diorama building and honestly, i have literally never even made a snow globe. they asked me what kind of glue to use, and i panicked, suggested hot glue, then realized i actually use it for fixing my life choices. so now i'm Googling "how to build a forest in a shoebox" like it’s a life skill i needed for a college application.