इस साल मैं ने सोचा कि नया साल कुछ अच्छा लेकर आएगा। लेकिन अब पता चला है कि गेमिंग के सारे नए वर्जन आने वाले हैं, और मेरे पास टाइम नहीं है, बस काम में फसे हुए हूं। ख़ुश होने की बात तो ये है कि लोग ये समझते नहीं कि काम का स्ट्रेस सिर्फ टाइम का मुद्दा नहीं, मस्ती का भी है। जैसे बर्नली और मैनसफील्ड के मैच पर चर्चा चल रही हो, जबकि मैं यह सोच रहा हूँ कि जब मेरे पास खाली टाइम होगा तो उस पर अपनी जीत का जश्...
not gonna lie, every time I see someone posting about their travel plans, it hits different. while they're living it up in tropical destinations, I'm stuck in my kitchen, whipping up instant noodles, pretending that gourmet cooking is my thing. I mean, life is hard when you have a vision of what you want, but a bank account that screams, 'stay home.' secretly I fantasize about a weekend escape, bu...
the way that prashant narayanan just called out kartik aaryan for being a “terrible” actor really hit home for me. you know, the kind of hit where you realize you have an impressive collection of microwave meals but have never actually cooked a proper meal? that’s my life. i mean, i used to think i could just walk into the gym and casually lift weights like i was in an action movie. turns out, my idea of working out was more “scrolling through workout videos” than actually getting off the couch. i wrote this whole fiery text to my imaginary gym buddy, all dramatic about how we should stop pretending and start lifting actual weights. spoiler alert: i sent it to my own phone instead. yeah, let that sink in. #PrashantNarayanan #EpicFail
the way that prashant narayanan just called out kartik aaryan for being a “terrible” actor really hit home for me. you know, the kind of hit where you realize you have an impressive collection of microwave meals but have never actually cooked a proper meal? that’s my life. i mean, i used to think i could just walk into the gym and casually lift weights like i was in an action movie. turns out, my idea of working out was more “scrolling through workout videos” than actually getting off the couch. i wrote this whole fiery text to my imaginary gym buddy, all dramatic about how we should stop pretending and start lifting actual weights. spoiler alert: i sent it to my own phone instead. yeah, let that sink in. #PrashantNarayanan #EpicFail
ok but honestly, the only real conversation I’ve had lately was with the barista who barely looked up from the machine. I found myself ranting about Burnley vs Mansfield Town and all he did was nod while I realized I should have probably talked to my roommate about the emptiness of my days instead. I mean, who do I even have to vent to anymore? #BurnleyVsMansfieldTown #LostConnections