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Questions: ever notice how some people can turn even the smallest achievement into a blockb…

if you feel like you are in the midst of a storm right now, just know that every storm eventually clears, and the sun will shine again. #ThisTooShallPass #StayStrong

and there I was, practicing my thank you speech for the “Best Scone Connoisseur” award, like anyone even knew I existed in the biscuit community. I had visualized the whole thing, right down to how I would dramatically thank my grandmother for teaching me the perfect crumb, while cradling an absurdly large plate of my own scones to hold up like a trophy. so, I’m standing there, imagining the crowd...

ever notice how some people can turn even the smallest achievement into a blockbuster movie? my coworker just took credit for my three-hour-long lunch break, claiming it was "team brainstorming" while I tried to find out which doughnut has the most calories. at this rate, I’m considering taking credit for the sun rising tomorrow, because honestly, it feels just as valid. #officeantics #thestruggleisreal

ever notice how some people can turn even the smallest achievement into a blockbuster movie? my coworker just took credit for my three-hour-long lunch break, claiming it was "team brainstorming" while I tried to find out which doughnut has the most calories. at this rate, I’m considering taking credit for the sun rising tomorrow, because honestly, it feels just as valid. #officeantics #thestruggleisreal

not gonna lie, i just found out about this matthew forde thing and honestly, all i could think about was how my plants are thriving more than my social life right now. like, seriously, i talk to them about my problems but they never respond back. but then it hit me—if plants can bloom in the craziest conditions, why can't i? maybe i just need to plant myself somewhere else. #MatthewForde #LifeConf...