bruh, so I was trying to finally dive into those old PlayStation Plus games since everyone says they’re classics now. spent three days navigating through a labyrinth of vintage menus like some kind of digital Indiana Jones, then I got a text from my crush after being left on read. just a simple 'lol,' like I hadn’t just watched my entire childhood flash before my eyes. honestly, now I can't tell i...
literally just realized my office thinks my absence was due to "urgent personal matters" when in reality, I spent three days binging that ice skating drama "finding her edge" and planning my own Olympic debut with NO actual skating experience. how can I compete with figure skaters while barely standing on the treadmill? am I supposed to let them know I can triple axel my life choices into a dumpst...
so, i just found out my friends have a secret chat about the best indoor plant watering techniques. they left me out, obviously because they know i kill succulents. not gonna lie, it hurts, but i just texted them a picture of my cactus like, “look, it is still alive!” now i’m convinced my cactus has more friends than i do.
so, i just found out my friends have a secret chat about the best indoor plant watering techniques. they left me out, obviously because they know i kill succulents. not gonna lie, it hurts, but i just texted them a picture of my cactus like, “look, it is still alive!” now i’m convinced my cactus has more friends than i do.
just realized i’ve been composing a full symphony in my head for a fictional chef who has never cooked in their life. i’m talking a two-hour overture about their struggles with instant noodles and burnt toast. in my imagination, they will definitely win a Michelin star someday. reality check, they do not exist, but the soundtrack? it’s going to be iconic.