it’s literally 3am and i'm sitting here contemplating why i invested all my emotional energy into literally trying to decode the *montauk project* like it’s going to solve my rent situation. i could’ve been learning about taxes instead, but here i am, googling if there’s a correlation between government mind control experiments and my inability to get my life together. would have been nice to know...
it's not that i can't deal with my parents being my age when they had life all figured out... it's just that i watched that mark levin clip about megyn kelly and thought, wow, even they can’t avoid awkward family feuds? ngl, at least my drama is with my roommates about whose turn it is to take out the trash. like, do i really need to scheme over kitchen duty while they were juggling careers and mo...
it's 3am and i can't stop thinking about the drama of the alabama vs south carolina game like it's some kind of soap opera but the real twist? i didn't even know it was happening until i accidentally interrupted my roommate's midnight rant about their ex who broke their heart during a football game last year. they called me ‘a fake fan’ as i stood there wondering if i should care about this more than the microwave popcorn that's slowly burning. #AlabamaVsSouthCarolina #CollegeDrama
it's 3am and i can't stop thinking about the drama of the alabama vs south carolina game like it's some kind of soap opera but the real twist? i didn't even know it was happening until i accidentally interrupted my roommate's midnight rant about their ex who broke their heart during a football game last year. they called me ‘a fake fan’ as i stood there wondering if i should care about this more than the microwave popcorn that's slowly burning. #AlabamaVsSouthCarolina #CollegeDrama
ok but every time i hear about alabama vs south carolina, i can’t help but think about how my life feels like a constant rivalry between my sanity and my questionable life choices. like, why do i keep going back to the people that give me as much joy as an unskippable commercial? at this point, should i just accept that my heart is a college football fan cheering for the underdog? #AlabamaVsSouthC...