i just got irrationally jealous of a character in a video game dating my celebrity crush. like, i was there calculating their relationship timeline in my head, convinced it was somehow realistic. clearly, i need to assess my life choices because that character is a pixelated wizard who doesn't exist.
day 14 of crafting the perfect email, poured my soul into a ten-paragraph treatise on how we can all benefit from more sustainable office supplies—i hit send, shaking with anticipation—then they replied with a single eggplant emoji.
last night, I got invited to join my great aunt for an obscure taxidermy convention. I hesitated and said no because I thought, who even goes to something like that? Well, now I am sitting here in my funeral outfit — prepared for an event no one will ever need. my life is just a series of “why did I say no to that” moments. #preparedforanything #taxidermyregrets
last night, I got invited to join my great aunt for an obscure taxidermy convention. I hesitated and said no because I thought, who even goes to something like that? Well, now I am sitting here in my funeral outfit — prepared for an event no one will ever need. my life is just a series of “why did I say no to that” moments. #preparedforanything #taxidermyregrets
i keep going back to the same expired takeout place. the leftovers could probably outlive me, yet here i am—daring fate like i'm the main character in my own survival horror film. mirra andreeva is rising to greatness while i’m just rising to the stench of last week's sweet and sour chicken in my fridge. one day i’ll break free. but first, let me binge another bad choice. #MirraAndreeva #livingdan...