it’s not that i care about bitcoin crashing, it’s just that my buddy invested everything he had. now i have to pretend his existential meltdown isn’t happening in front of me while i’m secretly questioning my own life choices. meanwhile, my plants are dying and my last job application is gathering dust because i keep thinking i’m not qualified enough. you’d think losing money would hurt more than ...
wait, so everyone is swooning over Sabrina Carpenter's sheer Valentino at the Grammys, and I just looked back at my own photos from last year and was like, "who is this person that actually thought wearing oversized sweaters and fluorescent green Crocs was a good idea?" did I think that would land me a spot on the red carpet or just an invite to my local thrift store's ‘who wore it worst’ contest?...
it's not that I can't handle being alone, it's just... when I see couples laughing at a park, it stings like an old wound. I thought I had everything figured out until I realized most of my memories are just echoes of someone else’s voice. even my playlists are filled with their favorites, and now, every song feels like a betrayal... of the version of me I built around us. I can’t help but wonder if I’m only half a person without them.
it's not that I can't handle being alone, it's just... when I see couples laughing at a park, it stings like an old wound. I thought I had everything figured out until I realized most of my memories are just echoes of someone else’s voice. even my playlists are filled with their favorites, and now, every song feels like a betrayal... of the version of me I built around us. I can’t help but wonder if I’m only half a person without them.
kyun bhai, aunty ne bola shaadi ka kya scene hai, and here I am—still figuring out if I can afford the damn health insurance. sab log ghar le rahe hain, naye cars kharid rahe hain, and I am stuck scrolling memes about “adulting.” unki stories mein woh success, and mere paas hai bas wahi cringe filters. jab bhi aisi baatein hoti hain, bas ye lagta hai—yeh life ek flop movie hai. #TheOdysseyChristop...