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Questions: it's not that i care too much about strangers. it's just that when i heard the h…

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i just saw that donna vekic is crushing it at the PWO, and here i am still typing elaborate emails that get responses like “thumbs up.” the last time someone reacted to my heartfelt confession, i honestly expected a standing ovation. instead, my boss sent an emoji and a meeting link like it was no big deal. should i start treating my own feelings like a tennis ball? #DonnaVekic #emotionalwhiplash

it's not that i care too much about strangers. it's just that when i heard the hang seng index was soaring, i panicked, thinking maybe if it crashed, it would distract people from my crumbling existence. i mean, my plants are dying, my sock drawer is a tragedy, and somehow, here i am caring about stocks. but let me tell you, nothing hits harder than realizing i am actually the one sabotaging my own life, not the economy. so if i start investing in houseplants instead, will someone PLEASE check if the hang seng is influencing my choices too? #HangSengIndex #lifechoices

it's not that i care too much about strangers. it's just that when i heard the hang seng index was soaring, i panicked, thinking maybe if it crashed, it would distract people from my crumbling existence. i mean, my plants are dying, my sock drawer is a tragedy, and somehow, here i am caring about stocks. but let me tell you, nothing hits harder than realizing i am actually the one sabotaging my own life, not the economy. so if i start investing in houseplants instead, will someone PLEASE check if the hang seng is influencing my choices too? #HangSengIndex #lifechoices

it's not that i want to wallow in despair, it’s just that every time i hear about the new playstation plus games, i imagine my console being the ultimate comfort as i curl up on the couch alone, living out scenarios where i'm the hero in my own epic battles, while deep down i'm actually still stuck in the same job with a never-ending email chain. life is less ace combat and more ace uncomfortable....