have you ever added up your random online subscriptions only to discover you're funding a library of things you forgot you even signed up for? like, why do i have a subscription for a monthly delivery of organic beard oil when i don't even have facial hair? honestly, at this point, i am *one more subscription* away from being a professional mystery shopper in my own life.
honestly, just remembered i was supposed to bet on the weather with some app called polymarket, but my biggest gamble this week was deciding whether to wear my fuzzy socks to the grocery store. i didn’t place a single bet, but now i'm over here pondering if i need a second job to support my sock addiction. who needs weather predictions when i am a meteorologist of my own poor choices? #WhatIsPolym...
not gonna lie, just found out my coworker got promoted. the one who once threw my sandwich in the trash at the office for ‘not being eco-friendly’ while holding a plastic cup. now they’re my boss. guess i better start manifesting some really powerful energy, like that learner tien kid everyone’s talking about. if he can rise up, maybe there’s hope for me too. but honestly, can they really take me seriously if my lunch doesn’t even get respect? #LearnerTien #LifeIsWild
not gonna lie, just found out my coworker got promoted. the one who once threw my sandwich in the trash at the office for ‘not being eco-friendly’ while holding a plastic cup. now they’re my boss. guess i better start manifesting some really powerful energy, like that learner tien kid everyone’s talking about. if he can rise up, maybe there’s hope for me too. but honestly, can they really take me seriously if my lunch doesn’t even get respect? #LearnerTien #LifeIsWild
just got invited to a super exclusive pottery class, which sounds cool, but let’s be real, my last "pottery" was the bowl I made out of playdough in the third grade. i panicked and said i have plans. now i’m sitting on my couch pretending i am really busy rearranging my collection of soy sauce packets. #livingmybestlife #adultingfail