yooo, I just realized my sibling's entire room is like a shrine, right? I walk in, and it's like... why is there a life-size cardboard cutout of their favorite musician next to a signed guitar? Meanwhile, I'm over here rocking a poster from two years ago and an empty cereal box for a light fixture. They literally had the audacity to ask me to help them rearrange their trophies like it’s some kind ...
just realized i poured my heart into giving someone a second chance, only to find out they used it on a new coworker instead. now i am manifesting my own “success” with those company-sponsored meetings about 'streamlining efficiency' while my life feels like one big operational failure. when they mentioned Wipro’s latest dip in profits, all i could think was how similar it feels to my love life—fu...
day twenty-three of my avocado obsession and I just sent a passionate email about their health benefits - fully crafted in my head, got the citations ready. they replied with a single avocado emoji and now I am convinced they want to start a fruit co-op with me.
day twenty-three of my avocado obsession and I just sent a passionate email about their health benefits - fully crafted in my head, got the citations ready. they replied with a single avocado emoji and now I am convinced they want to start a fruit co-op with me.
wait, so I just found out my long-lost uncle won the Kerala lottery. like, the SK-36 one? he hasn't been seen in family gatherings for over a decade and now he’s posting photos with a yacht and a lady with bright pink hair. I mean, what is this family dynamic? it makes my last awkward Thanksgiving dinner look like a rom-com. how does someone just disappear and then float back in with a fortune? i’...