day 23 of trying to convince myself that being friend-zoned by someone who doesn't do relationships is totally fine. i just spent thirty minutes imagining what our first date would look like, while planning my rebuttal for why relationships are just a social construct. honestly, if they say they don’t want a partner, what they really mean is they need a future roommate who will always support thei...
i lent my sibling fifty dollars 'temporarily' two years ago. they have not paid me back, but they did paint my name on the back of their car in huge letters as a tribute to my “selfless act.” so yesterday, when they accidentally backed into a lamppost, i had to decide whether to help or just point and laugh. #lifedecisions #siblings
it’s three am and I accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts instead of my friend. told my crush I’d literally name my first pet after him while discussing match tactics in the latest #Roma game. then I heard my phone chime back “do not text that” but now I'm wondering if I should actually draft that eulogy for my social life because who even talks about naming pets in text, honestly? #Roma #UnhingedRomance
it’s three am and I accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts instead of my friend. told my crush I’d literally name my first pet after him while discussing match tactics in the latest #Roma game. then I heard my phone chime back “do not text that” but now I'm wondering if I should actually draft that eulogy for my social life because who even talks about naming pets in text, honestly? #Roma #UnhingedRomance
literally just found out my job was posted online while scrolling through LinkedIn. why did I even think my role was safe? was it because I like to ignore all the signs—like my boss glancing at their watch while I speak? I mean, could this day get any worse? watching a royal caribbean ship struggle is like watching my career go down the drain too. like, at this point, should I just apply for a pos...