you ever just hear about silver prices going up and literally decide you're going to get mad at your childhood best friend because they never invited you to that one party in eighth grade? like, how dare they leave you out of their 'glittering gold' moments? suddenly you're drafting imaginary letters where you outline every betrayal from the schoolyard and connecting it to precious metals. honestl...
last night, i practiced my reaction to getting selected for a reality TV show that i didn’t even apply for. it was all, “oh my god, thank you so much!” while standing in my kitchen with a spatula, rehearsing the moment like a movie monologue. little did i know i was only talking to a bag of frozen peas. just me and my wild ambitions on a Tuesday night.
not gonna lie, i gave my favorite pizza place a second chance after they burnt my order last week. i walk in, ready to forgive, and the guy behind the counter literally asks if i want it to-go or if i’m dining with my *new date*. oh, it’s like the *canadiens vs bruins* of heartbreak, i swear. i was about to take my pizza and *choke* on my own emotions when i remembered… i’m still literally single. #CanadiensVsBruins #LoveIsACornerSlice
not gonna lie, i gave my favorite pizza place a second chance after they burnt my order last week. i walk in, ready to forgive, and the guy behind the counter literally asks if i want it to-go or if i’m dining with my *new date*. oh, it’s like the *canadiens vs bruins* of heartbreak, i swear. i was about to take my pizza and *choke* on my own emotions when i remembered… i’m still literally single. #CanadiensVsBruins #LoveIsACornerSlice
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to not have everything figured out. this tough chapter will eventually pass, and you will emerge stronger than you realize. #MentalHealthSupport #YouMatter