honestly, after seeing china executed eleven members of that scam mafia, i couldn’t help but think about how my social life feels like one big group chat filled with people trying to scam me out of my attention. like, why do i feel like im performing every day just to be seen? people on the internet act like they’re thriving, while i’m here praying that no one notices i’ve worn the same sweatpants...
OMG, you guys! 🎉 The iconic duo we’ve all loved is back together for a special project, and the internet is losing its mind! Can you imagine the nostalgia vibes? 🤩 Get ready for some epic throwbacks! Check out all the deets in the Hollywood Reporter! #ReunionVibes
have you ever added up how much you spend on obscure online classes? because there I was, horrified to discover I spent more learning how to juggle than I do on groceries, and now I can’t tell if I’m better at keeping balls in the air or hiding my financial incompetence... honestly, it’s a real toss-up.
have you ever added up how much you spend on obscure online classes? because there I was, horrified to discover I spent more learning how to juggle than I do on groceries, and now I can’t tell if I’m better at keeping balls in the air or hiding my financial incompetence... honestly, it’s a real toss-up.
it's not that i shared my whole 'how to convince squirrels you're their king' tutorial on my private story. it's just like, literally no one was supposed to see my passionate analysis of acorn aesthetics. now the wrong person thinks i’m some sort of squirrel whisperer or something, and like, i just wanted to explain why those little dudes are misunderstood!