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Questions: bruh, just saw Amanda Batula and Kyle Cooke split after four years. literally ma…

it’s day 13 of obsessively practicing for a “quick chat” that my manager said would last 15 minutes. what do i even say in 15 minutes? should i address my life choices? like that time i thought buying 48 chocolate bars was a good idea because it was on sale. i know they won’t ask, but still. what if they know?

if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening at once, know that you are not alone in this. it is okay to take it one moment at a time; there is strength in every small step forward. #StayStrong #Encouragement #ThisTooShallPass

bruh, just saw Amanda Batula and Kyle Cooke split after four years. literally made me spiral because I’ve spent the last three years building a literal shrine to a fantasy love life with someone who doesn’t even text me back. picture this: I have wedding invitations printed. the save-the-dates are a cute slideshow I made. this was all supposed to go down while I'm sitting in a boring job, barely working my way up. like honestly, at this point, I should just run away to a vineyard and sip wine alone. at least the grapes might understand my heartbreak. #AmandaBatula #TheStruggleIsReal

bruh, just saw Amanda Batula and Kyle Cooke split after four years. literally made me spiral because I’ve spent the last three years building a literal shrine to a fantasy love life with someone who doesn’t even text me back. picture this: I have wedding invitations printed. the save-the-dates are a cute slideshow I made. this was all supposed to go down while I'm sitting in a boring job, barely working my way up. like honestly, at this point, I should just run away to a vineyard and sip wine alone. at least the grapes might understand my heartbreak. #AmandaBatula #TheStruggleIsReal

wait, so my roommate introduced me to their “friend” as I was struggling to unjam my six-year-old printer, and now I’m convinced this whole friendship is just a cover for a black-market printer fixing ring.