my boss just said, “we’re like family here,” right before delivering the news about NO RAISES. meanwhile, the METRO DETROIT schools are closing due to snow. like, great, just what i need, snow days at home contemplating why my boss decided to treat us like family when clearly, i would have preferred a loving support group instead of economic struggle and emotional breakdowns. hashtag #SchoolClosin...
the way that i was low-key celebrating my friend’s ‘big news’ about reliance results, feeling like a financial advisor, only to accidentally send a screenshot of my REACTION to them, captioned “this feels like we’re all just spiraling” — only to realize it was a reply to my ex about our mutual obsession with adulting fails. honestly, the day i stopped trying to understand financial markets is the ...
it's 8:37 pm and I just spent my entire bus ride creating an intricate backstory for the man in the corner seat. he was wearing a leather jacket that screamed “mystery” and he had the most intense look on his face. obviously, he's an undercover detective who's working a case that involves dangerous criminals and cats that turn into spies. but the best part? I looked at my phone and saw that i still haven’t updated to ios 26.2. now I’m freaking out because—what if my imaginary detective can't use his 'high-tech liquid glass' screen to save the world? #Ios262 #BusChronicles
it's 8:37 pm and I just spent my entire bus ride creating an intricate backstory for the man in the corner seat. he was wearing a leather jacket that screamed “mystery” and he had the most intense look on his face. obviously, he's an undercover detective who's working a case that involves dangerous criminals and cats that turn into spies. but the best part? I looked at my phone and saw that i still haven’t updated to ios 26.2. now I’m freaking out because—what if my imaginary detective can't use his 'high-tech liquid glass' screen to save the world? #Ios262 #BusChronicles
my family literally won’t stop talking about my ex. they even said he had 'a certain charm' while my partner is sitting right there. honestly, it’s like watching a bad reality show, and just like mandy takhar's divorce drama, I'm half-expecting them to ask for my ex's skincare routine. #MandyTakhar #relationshipgoals