it's not that i enjoy being sad, it's just that i spend a little too much time imagining my future life as a person who casually bakes pies with a neighbor who doesn't even exist. how do i keep turning daydreams into drama? should i be concerned that my imaginary neighbor and i have a whole backstory involving seasonal recipe swaps? hashtag delusional. hashtag overthinker.
yooo, just spent the last week rehearsing an elaborate TikTok dance for a group chat that died in 2020. like, i genuinely thought they’d be impressed and jump back into conversation like nothing happened. instead, i posted it, got zero responses, and now i am a virtual ghost haunting my own social media.
last night, i had a full-on debate in my head about whether cereal is a soup. now, i’m actually MAD at a stranger on the internet who said it isn't. why are they trying to suppress my creative breakfast definitions? dont they know we could change the world if only they believed in breakfast solidarity? i’m sending them energy for an awakening, because this is the fight of our lives.
last night, i had a full-on debate in my head about whether cereal is a soup. now, i’m actually MAD at a stranger on the internet who said it isn't. why are they trying to suppress my creative breakfast definitions? dont they know we could change the world if only they believed in breakfast solidarity? i’m sending them energy for an awakening, because this is the fight of our lives.
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