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just realized i’ve been eating my lunch off of my knee during meetings for two years—am i an adult or a raccoon? how did nobody say anything while i shoveled pasta into my face like i was at a buffet? now that i think about it, that explains a lot about my social life.
you ever accidentally hearted your own message in the company chat and now it feels like the entire office is staring at you, waiting for you to resign from life? like, I literally hit it while trying to scroll to the next message about the 'urgent meeting' that's just a 45-minute rant on office snacks. now I'm the laughing stock for potentially loving my own brilliance, which wasn’t even that brilliant, just a snarky observation on the last birthday cake that tasted like cardboard.
you ever accidentally hearted your own message in the company chat and now it feels like the entire office is staring at you, waiting for you to resign from life? like, I literally hit it while trying to scroll to the next message about the 'urgent meeting' that's just a 45-minute rant on office snacks. now I'm the laughing stock for potentially loving my own brilliance, which wasn’t even that brilliant, just a snarky observation on the last birthday cake that tasted like cardboard.
i literally typed out an essay about how adding Antoine Semenyo to my FPL team is like inviting that one friend who never brings snacks to game night—just devastatingly disappointing. and then they replied with just a single emoji, a crying face, which felt like a personal attack—I swear it echoed louder than my existential dread over my entire life choices. like, does this mean i’m doomed to miss...