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Questions: just realized i turned down a road trip with my friends to watch that arizona vs…

not gonna lie, just watched the Duke vs Florida State game and it reminded me of my love life. it was all ups and downs, screaming at the screen like a crazy person while realizing i was the one putting in all the effort. honestly, why am i still rooting for these teams when they keep letting me down? #DukeVsFloridaState #basketballfeels

the way that i was just trying to enjoy my afternoon, casually scrolling my news feed, when i see "barca vs" everywhere, and then BOOM, there’s my parents staring at me in the mirror. suddenly, i’m questioning every decision i've ever made in life, as if they’ve walked into my brain and audited my financial status like it's some epic sports match. one minute, i'm considering ordering takeout, the ...

just realized i turned down a road trip with my friends to watch that arizona vs utah game. now i'm stuck scrolling through their group chat while eating leftover takeout—do i actually think that means i'm mature? do i really want to spend another Saturday arguing with my cat about who has the better life choices? they are literally jumping out of a moving car to cheer for a basketball team while i sip lukewarm coffee in sweatpants—when did my life become this sitcom where i’m the punchline? what’s worse, my cat judges me. #ArizonaVsUtah #ExistentialCrisis

just realized i turned down a road trip with my friends to watch that arizona vs utah game. now i'm stuck scrolling through their group chat while eating leftover takeout—do i actually think that means i'm mature? do i really want to spend another Saturday arguing with my cat about who has the better life choices? they are literally jumping out of a moving car to cheer for a basketball team while i sip lukewarm coffee in sweatpants—when did my life become this sitcom where i’m the punchline? what’s worse, my cat judges me. #ArizonaVsUtah #ExistentialCrisis

i was just reflecting on my life choices, and honestly, what if i had chosen to study in barcelona instead of staying here? i could have been living my best life, sipping on overpriced sangria while actually wearing stylish outfits, instead of having that existential crisis over dinner in my sweatpants. now fc barcelona is offering all these chances for players, and here i am, still hoping to get ...