saw a stranger while I was lost in thought about the latest simona waltert match— made eye contact for half a second and suddenly I was planning our wedding. venue is a racquet club, obviously, but now I'm thinking— what do I do if they have no idea I exist? also, if simona loses, will I have to cancel? so many questions. #SimonaWaltert #LifeChoices
if you feel like you are drowning in challenges right now, just know that even the heaviest storms eventually pass and brighter days are on their way. #Encouragement #KeepGoing
its three a.m. and I just realized my search history has taken a dark turn. you know, like that time I searched for "how to flirt with a traffic cone" and my roommate saw it. we both pretended it didn't happen, but I'm convinced that now every time they see a cone, they're picturing me as a hopeless romantic at a construction site. sometimes I lie awake at night thinking maybe I should have gone for the concrete instead.
its three a.m. and I just realized my search history has taken a dark turn. you know, like that time I searched for "how to flirt with a traffic cone" and my roommate saw it. we both pretended it didn't happen, but I'm convinced that now every time they see a cone, they're picturing me as a hopeless romantic at a construction site. sometimes I lie awake at night thinking maybe I should have gone for the concrete instead.
the way that i just realized my water filter subscription has been charging me for TWO YEARS while i’ve been drinking tap water. no because, do i even filter my water? or did i just want to feel fancy? i could have bought a whole new life with that money. and now i have a closet full of fancy bottled water that i bought as a treat but never touched. #regrets #hydrationstation