honestly, my ex just released their new "independence" anthem. i'm over here still fighting off the ghost of a relationship where i literally defended them to my friends, only to hear they were talking about me like a canceled Netflix show. can we all just agree that finding independence is hard when your heart is still on the rollercoaster of betrayal? #IndependenceDay #RelationshipDrama
yooo, just found out my workplace is hiring for a position i could totally do. applied for it last week while holding back tears about being loyal to a sinking ship. they’ll replace me with a VARVARA GRACHEVA lookalike who aces the interview while i watch from the sidelines, clutching my coffee like it’s a life raft. now i’m just sitting here wondering if i should start updating my resume or audit...
i literally just discovered my private story got screenshotted by someone who thinks liquid chlorophyll is a personality trait. how does that even happen? are we sharing secrets like they're trading cards now? do people have a "screenshot folder" for all their internet mishaps? asking for my sanity because honestly, I cannot.
i literally just discovered my private story got screenshotted by someone who thinks liquid chlorophyll is a personality trait. how does that even happen? are we sharing secrets like they're trading cards now? do people have a "screenshot folder" for all their internet mishaps? asking for my sanity because honestly, I cannot.
not gonna lie, i spent the entire afternoon drafting 47 different versions of a text to my barista who probably doesn’t even know my name. you would think i’d use that brainpower for something productive, like updating my resume or deciding how to recover from last night’s existential crisis, but here we are. oh, and then i just sent 'ok' like that was totally normal. at least GE stock is climbing...