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last night, i accidentally left my search history open and my roommate saw me searching "how to start a cult using only TikTok trends." we both just froze, exchanged a look like we both just understood too much about each other. then, we pretended it was fine. like, yes, this is a normal conversation to have in the privacy of our shared chaos.
literally every time i hear about the ny lottery, i end up daydreaming about being rich—like, why do i care that someone i don't know won a fortune when my biggest win this week was successfully putting on real pants? honestly, it's like a twist of fate because while they’re popping champagne, i'm still waiting for my houseplant to acknowledge my existence. guess we'll both be living in our own fantasies, but only one of us is collecting those big checks. #NyLottery #relatable
literally every time i hear about the ny lottery, i end up daydreaming about being rich—like, why do i care that someone i don't know won a fortune when my biggest win this week was successfully putting on real pants? honestly, it's like a twist of fate because while they’re popping champagne, i'm still waiting for my houseplant to acknowledge my existence. guess we'll both be living in our own fantasies, but only one of us is collecting those big checks. #NyLottery #relatable
last night, i checked their social media again, you know, just to see if their new bread recipe looked better than mine. i found out they baked a seven-layer cake that didn't even exist in the physical realm and it had glitter on top. now i am questioning if my loaves were truly sent from the oven of some lesser deity. maybe the universe is trying to tell me that my flour and water situation needs...