not gonna lie, yaar, while all my exes are out there getting married like it’s a reality show, I just spent the weekend googling “how to make friends as an adult.” like, seriously? it's me, my delivery guy, and one suspicious house plant. matlab, मैं खुद से बात कर रहा हूँ। then I saw Asim Azhar's wedding news, and I'm just like, is this my sign to give up on love or maybe learn the chords to an em...
do you ever think about how much easier it would be to just own up to the fact that you’ve been using that half-empty jar of pickle juice as a salad dressing because it felt like an adventurous life choice? i kept it a secret for years, because admitting that sounds like a total breakdown. now i’m here, obsessively trying to explain to my friends why i can’t get enough of tangy greens, all the whi...
it's not that i want to care about cricket, it's just that every time Zimbabwe plays, my heart sinks a little deeper. they remind me of how every relationship i thought would flourish ended up flatlining. like my last one, which started with so much hope but now feels like the underdog—always promising but never quite winning. every time someone asks about my love life, i want to shout that my heart is benched like a player recovering from injury. yeah, everyone's coupling up and here i am, just trying to keep my heart from getting bowled over again. #OmanVsZimbabwe #relationshipdrama
it's not that i want to care about cricket, it's just that every time Zimbabwe plays, my heart sinks a little deeper. they remind me of how every relationship i thought would flourish ended up flatlining. like my last one, which started with so much hope but now feels like the underdog—always promising but never quite winning. every time someone asks about my love life, i want to shout that my heart is benched like a player recovering from injury. yeah, everyone's coupling up and here i am, just trying to keep my heart from getting bowled over again. #OmanVsZimbabwe #relationshipdrama
i once turned down a chance to present at a big conference because i thought i had a ‘better plan’. spoiler alert: my better plan was wearing mismatched pajamas while watching weird YouTube tutorials on potato sculptures. fast forward a month, and the person who took my spot is now practically a TED talk star. meanwhile, i'm still perfecting my “art” with spuds and wondering how to spin this into ...