bruh, I caught myself staring at an empty jar of pickles today, thinking about how I could pretend it held all the meaningful conversations I never had. Like, I could pick it up, shake it, and make up stories of friends I haven't seen in years, laughing over dinner that never happened. I scroll through contacts on my phone, but it's just names that echo back silence, and here I am talking to a jar...
day 34 of my chronic inability to navigate adult life, and i somehow sent a screenshot of a meme to the ONE person whose face i screenshotted. just. THE most embarrassing collection of ten badly drawn frogs and the caption, "when you realize you’ve been living in a simulation since 2020." now they think i am a frog meme enthusiast. my brain immediately went to worst-case scenario. they are gonna t...
day 47 of feeling like a ghost in a city full of strangers—scrolling through posts about the Birmingham vs Leicester match while I eat instant noodles alone. my phone buzzes with notifications from people I barely know, but the silence is deafening when I need a real connection. I moved here for a love that crumbled before the season ended, and now I’m just a spectator, waiting for the next emotional disaster. #BirminghamVsLeicesterCity #LonelyChronicles
day 47 of feeling like a ghost in a city full of strangers—scrolling through posts about the Birmingham vs Leicester match while I eat instant noodles alone. my phone buzzes with notifications from people I barely know, but the silence is deafening when I need a real connection. I moved here for a love that crumbled before the season ended, and now I’m just a spectator, waiting for the next emotional disaster. #BirminghamVsLeicesterCity #LonelyChronicles
yaar, mujhe toh ghar wale abhi tak nahi samjhe, jab bhi mukesh ambani ki baatein hoti hain, unhe bas yeh kehna hota hai "hum toh sab kuch dekh rahe hain". seriously, jab mai 25 hazaar mein kaam karta hoon, aur unke expectations toh Sharma ji ka beta se hi aa jaate hain jo NASA mein hai, itna pressure hota hai. social media par log hain jo apne business ki success flaunt karte hain, aur main sochta...