I bought a fancy pencil sharpener in a bid to convince myself I am a creative genius. I tell everyone it was a necessary expense, but in reality, it costs more than my grocery budget for a month. Meanwhile, my credit card statements are creeping up, silently judging me like my middle school math teacher did. I practice saying, “Oh, I’m financially stable!” in the mirror, all while sipping on the l...
have you ever found out your friends think you are a complete mess? like, i stumbled upon a group chat where they all agreed that i am "that person who always brings emotional baggage to the party." i mean, come on, even when they're texting about the upcoming bathurst 12 hour, i'm the running joke. there i am, spiraling over why nobody asks me to join their fantasy league. should i even be surpri...
not gonna lie, after double texting my crush about how excited I am for the Bathurst 12 Hour, I triple texted asking if they wanted to watch it with me. - did they ghost me? maybe I accidentally invented a new sport called 'barista avoidance' where I compete against myself while pretending I’m totally fine - considering faking my own death just to escape the embarrassment, I’m now the expert in overthinking, but who wouldn’t want to talk race strategies while pretending it’s all chill? - should I just stick to my day job of managing my own dramatic narratives? #Kayo #Confessions
not gonna lie, after double texting my crush about how excited I am for the Bathurst 12 Hour, I triple texted asking if they wanted to watch it with me. - did they ghost me? maybe I accidentally invented a new sport called 'barista avoidance' where I compete against myself while pretending I’m totally fine - considering faking my own death just to escape the embarrassment, I’m now the expert in overthinking, but who wouldn’t want to talk race strategies while pretending it’s all chill? - should I just stick to my day job of managing my own dramatic narratives? #Kayo #Confessions
yaar, watching all this chaos around ali amin gandapur just makes me realize how we are all just actors in a never-ending drama. matlab, at family gatherings, my uncles and aunts only ever talk about their kids’ successes, while my heart sinks thinking about how my job barely pays my bills. i just cut off toxic friends and now feel like a ghost at these events, facing those judgmental eyes expecti...