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Questions: the moment i heard about the PNB results, i remembered how i had been perfecting…

I just sent a risky text about my lifelong dream to have a pretend relationship with Emerson Jones. Now I’m staring at those three dots like they're the answer to my existential crisis. Do they think I’m serious? Do they think I need therapy? Meanwhile, my cat is judging me harder than my last therapy session while I rehearsed every possible reply in the shower. If they ghost me, I might just star...

if you are facing a tough time right now, remember that it is okay to feel what you are feeling. you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger. this moment will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #YouMatter

the moment i heard about the PNB results, i remembered how i had been perfecting my "right moment" speech to my boss about a raise. for a whole year. went into work, got nervous, and now my boss is leaving the company next week. guess we’ll never know what the profit margin could have done for me. #PnbResults #WhatCouldHaveBeen

the moment i heard about the PNB results, i remembered how i had been perfecting my "right moment" speech to my boss about a raise. for a whole year. went into work, got nervous, and now my boss is leaving the company next week. guess we’ll never know what the profit margin could have done for me. #PnbResults #WhatCouldHaveBeen

it's not that i'm mad about Rinky Hijikata playing in the Australian Open. it's just that it feels so personal. like, i once defended a friend to EVERYONE who was trash-talking them, only to find out they were the one gossiping behind my back. now i am out here supporting Rinky as if he has not a single shady friend in the world. now i can't tell if he's about to be a hero or my whole life is a me...