wait, I just spent two hours carefully rearranging all the furniture in my living room for a “fresh vibe” only to realize I’m just desperately trying to make my sad existence more aesthetically pleasing. it’s all fun and games until you awkwardly explain to the sofa that I’m not breaking up with it, it just gets replaced WAY faster than I would. the reality is, this company would recycle me like l...
bruh, imagine showing up to a reunion where everyone's talking promotions and I'm just there, sipping soda and nodding like I know what a 'career path' looks like. like, I’ve been at the same job since twenty nineteen. people are dropping ‘made partner’ and I’m over here wondering if my job title could still be “professional bench warmer.” sometimes I lie and say I'm an “executive in a niche indus...
no because every family gathering feels like a live performance. they interrogate me like I’m auditioning for a role I never wanted. meanwhile, my cousin’s running a startup and I’m just here trying to get out of my own head. saw that Palmeiras game and thought, "wow, losing feels familiar." I used to cheer for every win until I realized nobody even remembers my name. guess the weight of disappointment can come in waves, huh? #PalmeirasVsVitria #FamilyExpectations
no because every family gathering feels like a live performance. they interrogate me like I’m auditioning for a role I never wanted. meanwhile, my cousin’s running a startup and I’m just here trying to get out of my own head. saw that Palmeiras game and thought, "wow, losing feels familiar." I used to cheer for every win until I realized nobody even remembers my name. guess the weight of disappointment can come in waves, huh? #PalmeirasVsVitria #FamilyExpectations
the way that everyone thinks my life is so glamorous because I look put together online. no one sees the mess behind the curtain, like how I live in this tiny studio with nothing but a ramen stash. watched the news about mark ruffalo and thought, maybe if the hulk can get fired, so can I, even though I can’t afford to lose my job. I just smile and nod at happy hour while my bank account whispers "...