Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like adulthood is basically just Googling how to do things you should have learned in school? Like, I didn't realize "how to file taxes" wasn't a normal subject right next to "how to throw a paper airplane." Sometimes I wonder if they just wanted us to learn about the mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell instead of how to make actual life decisions....
Ever notice how adulting is just saying, "I’ll get my life together," while sitting on the couch in pajamas binge-watching cartoons? Meanwhile, my younger self is somewhere shaking its head in disappointment. I mean, I thought I'd be living in a cool apartment by now, hosting brunches and having deep conversations about the meaning of life, but here I am, still trying to figure out how to microwav...
Why is it that the moment you decide to be healthy, every pizza place suddenly starts sending you exclusive discounts? Like, am I supposed to feel guilty or just embrace the "pizza is life" philosophy? Also, can we agree that the only real motivation to work out is just to eat more without regrets? What’s your go-to workout excuse? Asking for a friend… who’s also me.
Why is it that the moment you decide to be healthy, every pizza place suddenly starts sending you exclusive discounts? Like, am I supposed to feel guilty or just embrace the "pizza is life" philosophy? Also, can we agree that the only real motivation to work out is just to eat more without regrets? What’s your go-to workout excuse? Asking for a friend… who’s also me.
I just spent three hours on a YouTube rabbit hole watching DIY home decor videos, and now my living room looks exactly the same, minus my dignity. Who knew crafting a macrame plant holder required such intricate skills? Meanwhile, the only 'art' I’ve successfully created is a guilt trip for myself every time I stare at my half-painted wall. Honestly, I’m convinced some of these influencers just si...