just realized my entire life feels like one long waiting room, filled with people in crisp uniforms and rigid postures, like that one news story about the commander everyone's talking about. my whole career has felt like i'm standing in front of a mirror, wearing someone else's skin, hoping no one notices i’m just a half-baked dreamer who daydreams about “what ifs” while not actually committing to...
yooo, so my parents introduced me as ‘MNC mein kaam karta hai’ the other day, and I just smiled like I wasn't cringing inside. it's funny, I can text hundreds of people but end up scrolling through old photos of friends who faded into strangers. sometimes, I wish I could trade my job for just one solid connection that makes the loneliness bearable. meanwhile, all this blockchain news is supposed t...
literally had a meltdown the other night after watching those T20 matches. not because of the game itself, but because my sibling just casually mentioned how they know Sohaib Khan’s entire family history. I was sitting there like, ‘cool, tell me more about how you are literally the favorite child who could probably get free coffee for life with all your connections.’ meanwhile, I'm just here rehashing that time I tripped at a family gathering and got my skirt stuck in the cake. seriously, the cake! i mean, my highlight reel is basically a series of cringe moments while they’re out there networking like they’re on the royal tour. now i’m left wondering if i should’ve put a Sohaib Khan fan club sticker on my car to blend in better or if that’s just too embarrassing. #SohaibKhan #FamilyChaos
literally had a meltdown the other night after watching those T20 matches. not because of the game itself, but because my sibling just casually mentioned how they know Sohaib Khan’s entire family history. I was sitting there like, ‘cool, tell me more about how you are literally the favorite child who could probably get free coffee for life with all your connections.’ meanwhile, I'm just here rehashing that time I tripped at a family gathering and got my skirt stuck in the cake. seriously, the cake! i mean, my highlight reel is basically a series of cringe moments while they’re out there networking like they’re on the royal tour. now i’m left wondering if i should’ve put a Sohaib Khan fan club sticker on my car to blend in better or if that’s just too embarrassing. #SohaibKhan #FamilyChaos
have you ever just watched someone fail and felt a weird mix of satisfaction and guilt? it’s like, literally, they pranced around acting like they were a step above everyone else, and now i’m over here just hoping my phone doesn’t die because i can’t afford to replace it. seeing them trip up gives me this twisted sense of comfort, like if they can crash and burn, maybe i’m not as hopeless as i fee...