it's not that i hate my cousin who's 'doing so well'—it’s just that they can casually quote Nobel Prize winners while i’m still trying to figure out why my plants keep dying, and i didn't even plant them. it’s like, did i lose my social battery because i'm not in the Nobel circle, or are my jokes about *Poland's* parliament speaker getting shunned for Trump also the reason my love life resembles t...
last night i was watching the news about sahibzada farhan and honestly, my own family drama popped into my head, yaar. while everyone is stressing about T20, my mom is like "look at your cousin, he's such a topper, so successful." matlab, kya bolun? he has panic attacks during exams but house ghar mai mera portrait hai, yaar, every failed test sends me deeper into my student loan abyss. sometimes,...
bruh, family gatherings are literally just a parade of comparisons, and the worst part is, no one gets that I can’t keep living in my cousin's shadow while they casually mention their latest promotion every five minutes. like, while they’re flexing about their new life, I’m just sitting there, secretly practicing my breakup speech to a relationship I don’t even have, hoping my parents don’t ask about my job search. honestly, it’s like I’m the human equivalent of “who let the dogs out” playing in the background at a funeral. and let’s be real, this pressure is giving me the same anxiety as those ridiculous NRL rule changes that seem like a desperate attempt to make everyone happy. meanwhile, I’m just over here feeling like a forgotten bench warmer waiting for a play that never happens. #Cra...
bruh, family gatherings are literally just a parade of comparisons, and the worst part is, no one gets that I can’t keep living in my cousin's shadow while they casually mention their latest promotion every five minutes. like, while they’re flexing about their new life, I’m just sitting there, secretly practicing my breakup speech to a relationship I don’t even have, hoping my parents don’t ask about my job search. honestly, it’s like I’m the human equivalent of “who let the dogs out” playing in the background at a funeral. and let’s be real, this pressure is giving me the same anxiety as those ridiculous NRL rule changes that seem like a desperate attempt to make everyone happy. meanwhile, I’m just over here feeling like a forgotten bench warmer waiting for a play that never happens. #Cra...
क्या कभी ऐसा महसूस हुआ है कि आपके सभी दोस्त ने ताज़ा-ताज़ा नई कार खरीदी है जबकि आप बस में सफर कर रहे हैं? मुझे लगता है हर कोई जी रहा है "बेस्ट लाइफ" और मैं सिर्फ पेप्सी की बोतल पर गिनती कर रही हूं। जब मैंने सोशल मीडिया खोला, मेरे एक दोस्त का नया घर देखकर लगा, कहीं मैंने सब कुछ मिस कर दिया है। लेकिन यहाँ मैं हूँ, मंहगाई से इतना परेशान कि अपने फेवरेट स्नैक्स भी नहीं खरीद पा रही। किसी को तो यह महसूस ...