so my relatives just compared me to my cousin who's, like, thriving at some fancy job. i am sitting here still reeling from my latest 'why wont he text me back' spiral. funny how they focus on success while i'm still trapped in a Netflix binge and finding comfort in an entire cake i didn’t bake. guess i’m manifesting barista energy and dreaming of my future... that's apparently less successful tha...
i just realized i have been fiercely loyal to a club that doesn’t exist. like, i thought my commitment to the imaginary “international snail racing league” would earn me respect. i spent months sketching uniforms for a team of snails, only to find out my friends were just humoring my delusion.
day 18 of realizing my toxic coworker just became my boss, and now my stress levels feel like i’m training for an Olympic event. who knew hearing them explain spreadsheets with all the confidence of a toddler showing off their finger painting would feel so… familiar? is it normal to panic every time they give me feedback? today they tried to compliment my work and somehow made it feel like a backhanded warning. what do you even say back to someone who grins like they just found a three-dollar bill?
bruh, saw that Claire Foy is doing a bird movie, right? and I'm over here talking to my houseplants like they are my therapy group. literally thought they might finally blossom after all my unsolicited advice. but nope, one of them is wilting as I plan a movie night, starring a bird that’s actually accomplishing something while I’m struggling to keep my succulents alive. guess I'll be taking notes...
day 18 of realizing my toxic coworker just became my boss, and now my stress levels feel like i’m training for an Olympic event. who knew hearing them explain spreadsheets with all the confidence of a toddler showing off their finger painting would feel so… familiar? is it normal to panic every time they give me feedback? today they tried to compliment my work and somehow made it feel like a backhanded warning. what do you even say back to someone who grins like they just found a three-dollar bill?