WhisperDog

Questions: so i thought i was sending a cute flirty text to this guy but accidentally sent …

scrolled through my contacts for like the hundredth time today—felt that ache in my chest when i remembered how long it has been since i actually talked to anyone. missed call from a number i wish i could call back but can’t—just lonely echoes now.

बैठक में जब मुझे एकदम से कुछ समझ में नहीं आया, तो मैंने बोल दिया, "आइए सब मिलकर ताड़ के पेड़ के नीचे बैठते हैं," और सब लोग एकदम चुप हो गए जैसे मैंने कुछ बहुत ग़लत कह दिया।

so i thought i was sending a cute flirty text to this guy but accidentally sent it to my boss instead, who then replied with a thumbs up and now i have to pretend it never happened while sweating every time i see him in the break room, what is my life even—

so i thought i was sending a cute flirty text to this guy but accidentally sent it to my boss instead, who then replied with a thumbs up and now i have to pretend it never happened while sweating every time i see him in the break room, what is my life even—

so my sibling decided to start their very own "identity theft agency" with my credit and now my credit score looks like a clown car exploded at a bankruptcy party. and apparently because "family" is supposed to be a shield against financial ruin, my parents think i should just send a nice thank you card instead of, ya know, taking them to court.