wait. so I liked a random post from a seven-year-old knitting club at three a.m. while looking for dog sweater patterns. now I’m convinced I’m on some FBI watchlist for secretly wanting to learn how to crochet. but like, who wouldn't want to wear an alpaca blanket? also, I just know someone is about to show up at my door with yarn and a judgmental look… #knittingconspiracy #crochetcloaked
it's not that i’m literally planning a wedding after just one glance at a stranger. it's just... that glance sent me spiraling into a fantasy where we vacation in Cuba, sipping cocktails while the world falls apart. honestly, the idea of packing my bags and starting fresh feels easier than facing reality, which is my job is draining and my coffee budget is disappearing faster than Trump's tariff t...
not gonna lie, my relatives compared me to my cousin who's 'doing so well' at that weird cat yoga studio they all seem to love, and I'm over here still trying to figure out how to fold my laundry without creating a circus act of mismatched socks. but hey, at least my stress-induced potato chips consumption could totally rival her perfectly blended green smoothies. #relatable #notwhattheythink
not gonna lie, my relatives compared me to my cousin who's 'doing so well' at that weird cat yoga studio they all seem to love, and I'm over here still trying to figure out how to fold my laundry without creating a circus act of mismatched socks. but hey, at least my stress-induced potato chips consumption could totally rival her perfectly blended green smoothies. #relatable #notwhattheythink
not gonna lie, i thought my crush was finally single after hearing they broke up. i was daydreaming about our wedding in a park, officiated by a golden retriever. then i found out they never actually left their ex, and now i’m wondering if i should just manifest a career as a wedding planner for golden retrievers instead. honestly, i could probably use the money. #ScarlettJohansson #delulu