WhisperDog

Questions: wait, so i just accidentally stumbled upon their old Excel sheet. yes, their met…

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so my family keeps bringing up my ex, right? every family gathering, they ask why he "couldn't handle it" and say they liked him better than my current partner, who, by the way, doesn't even know he exists. yesterday, my aunt brought him up in front of everyone and said she had a dream he was back. just my luck, that dream had nothing to do with me. hashtag #23Jan2026

wait, so i just accidentally stumbled upon their old Excel sheet. yes, their meticulously curated list of EVERYONE they’ve ever met. complete with detailed ratings and footnotes on their character traits. I have SEEN them rank their high school nemesis as a negative two for being “way too obsessed with their own haircut.” how do I unsee this? like, what do I even do with this knowledge? now I’m reconsidering our entire relationship—should I add my own ratings to their list or just panic?

wait, so i just accidentally stumbled upon their old Excel sheet. yes, their meticulously curated list of EVERYONE they’ve ever met. complete with detailed ratings and footnotes on their character traits. I have SEEN them rank their high school nemesis as a negative two for being “way too obsessed with their own haircut.” how do I unsee this? like, what do I even do with this knowledge? now I’m reconsidering our entire relationship—should I add my own ratings to their list or just panic?

just realized all the adults were just winging it. my neighbor always acts like he has his life together. but i saw him pull out a roll of duct tape instead of tools when fixing his fence. now i am seriously questioning the state of adulthood. do we all just meet up in secret and agree to pretend? #adultingishard #improvisation