just realized my life is a constant series of awkward moments, like the time I sent a flirty message about a date to my MOM instead of my crush. not only did she respond with a shocked emoji, but then she called me to clarify if I meant the “restaurant date” or the “date date.” meanwhile, my crush texted me "that’s bold" and I was left wondering why my love life sounds like a sitcom nobody wants t...
I genuinely think my landlord is running a conspiracy where we’re all just supposed to believe that rent is linked to the rising moon. I checked my account today—after finally getting my taxes back—and noticed I’m one “emergency” out of pocket from a late-night grocery run away from not being able to afford shampoo. Funny how one too many meltdowns at the grocery store can turn into a corporate bu...
not gonna lie, I accidentally sent a desperate plea for help to my landlord instead of my sister. like, “please tell me there is a chance my kid is a match. i will do anything.” it was 1am and I was on a forum debating if my chances were better than winning a scratch-off ticket. of course, my landlord responded with “I am not a medical professional.” dude, this isn’t about the plumbing! #DesperateTimes #Misfires
not gonna lie, I accidentally sent a desperate plea for help to my landlord instead of my sister. like, “please tell me there is a chance my kid is a match. i will do anything.” it was 1am and I was on a forum debating if my chances were better than winning a scratch-off ticket. of course, my landlord responded with “I am not a medical professional.” dude, this isn’t about the plumbing! #DesperateTimes #Misfires
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