wait, just found myself crafting a whole tragic backstory for the main character in that show, while sitting on my couch, snacks untouched, and thinking about how I’m still single and watch fictional love stories like a spectator. so here I am, contemplating if it would make me feel better to fantasize about a love that can't even be translated into my sad reality. the snack just keeps falling on ...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back. remember that you have faced hard days before and emerged stronger. this season may be tough, but it will not last forever. #HopeExists #Encouragement #SelfCare
you ever realize your ‘best friend’ only texts when they need to borrow a kitchen utensil? i just got a message asking if they can have my spiralizer for “just a few days” and i’m thinking, are we not on a first name basis anymore? what is this, an appliance loan service? at this point, i’m expecting them to start texting me from their rental apartment with a pie chart of why it’s “a great time” to borrow my cheese grater.
you ever realize your ‘best friend’ only texts when they need to borrow a kitchen utensil? i just got a message asking if they can have my spiralizer for “just a few days” and i’m thinking, are we not on a first name basis anymore? what is this, an appliance loan service? at this point, i’m expecting them to start texting me from their rental apartment with a pie chart of why it’s “a great time” to borrow my cheese grater.
bruh, just found out my coworker who treats the office like it's an episode of a reality show got promoted. now they’re my boss—and I’m expected to pretend I take them seriously while they throw paperclips at the ceiling and call it team building. the best part? I just ordered a “how to be a better subordinate” self-help book. should I have included a return policy on my dignity? #workplaceantics ...