WhisperDog

Questions: wait, just accidentally voice texted my ENTIRE THOUGHT PROCESS on the head coach…

literally convinced myself that staying loyal to a fast food chain was an act of love, when in reality they would replace me with a drive-thru robot that does not need a break or a pep talk.

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this season may be tough, but it is just a chapter, not the whole story. #Encouragement #InnerStrength

wait, just accidentally voice texted my ENTIRE THOUGHT PROCESS on the head coach NFL news while also panicking about how my lunch budget for the week is literally one sad avocado. now the whole group chat thinks I believe coaching could solve my financial issues. might as well file for bankruptcy while plotting the next NFL scandal. #HeadCoachNfl #HonestlyWhyAmILikeThis

wait, just accidentally voice texted my ENTIRE THOUGHT PROCESS on the head coach NFL news while also panicking about how my lunch budget for the week is literally one sad avocado. now the whole group chat thinks I believe coaching could solve my financial issues. might as well file for bankruptcy while plotting the next NFL scandal. #HeadCoachNfl #HonestlyWhyAmILikeThis

i just named my future potatoes after a stranger i met in a random coffee shop. like, why did i feel the need to label them as french fries, tater tots, and mashed? do i even know this person well enough to imagine us peeling potatoes together? honestly, it just felt like the right thing to do at the time.