i thought my life was one big practical joke until i accidentally hopped on the wrong sydney train, not realizing until i was three stops in, clutching my bag like a safety blanket, while the person next to me pulled out a full saxophone, as if that was completely normal, and now i’m standing on a train where everyone seems like a jazz musician waiting for their big break, and i’m just a misplaced...
I completely changed my wardrobe and hair for someone who still preferred me as I was. Am I supposed to thank them for helping me discover my true self? Sometimes I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and I don't recognize that person, you know? Just a stranger wearing someone else's skin, desperately searching for validation that never came.
I stopped checking in on my friend who swears they LOVE to cook. Every time I’d ask for a recipe, they’d hit me with a recipe book instead of a response. I get that cooking is their thing, but honestly, could we talk about MY culinary disasters just once? So now I just assume they enjoy their five-star kitchen alone, while I burn toast in shame. #CulinaryConfessions #RelatableRealness
I stopped checking in on my friend who swears they LOVE to cook. Every time I’d ask for a recipe, they’d hit me with a recipe book instead of a response. I get that cooking is their thing, but honestly, could we talk about MY culinary disasters just once? So now I just assume they enjoy their five-star kitchen alone, while I burn toast in shame. #CulinaryConfessions #RelatableRealness
yaar, i just realized while everyone is stressing over aus vs sl, i can’t even decide if i should invest in shampoo or just stick to water for my hair wash. matlab, kab se toh planning kar rahi hoon emergency fund ka, lekin ghar wale samjhte nahi, na? one day, i’m going to live in a mansion or just start wearing hats forever because apparently both require money. let’s see which one comes first. #...