the way that coworker forwarded my PRIVATE message to the entire team and now i’m literally considering changing careers to become a hermit in a remote mountain. honestly, if california’s sunshine and sandy beaches can’t heal this workplace trauma, what will? #CaliforniaPost #workdrama
it’s five o'clock and i just turned down a chance to join an improv group. the irony? i used to make all the puppets in kindergarten cry. now my friend who I swore would always support me has decided to take the spot I said no to. so there I was, an empty bottle of cold pizza and no stage, while they’re probably off being hilarious without me. betrayal is a funny thing.
just found out my sibling got chosen to be a model for a cereal box and their caption was "always been the favorite." meanwhile, i spent two months crafting the perfect butter sculpture of a unicorn and it is gathering dust in the corner like my hopes and dreams. at least my cereal is still crunchy, right?
just found out my sibling got chosen to be a model for a cereal box and their caption was "always been the favorite." meanwhile, i spent two months crafting the perfect butter sculpture of a unicorn and it is gathering dust in the corner like my hopes and dreams. at least my cereal is still crunchy, right?
you ever wake up and realize you spent the last six months trying to convince your houseplants to talk back to you? just me? now every time i water them, i think they’re judging my life choices. like, maybe i’m the problem, not the fern. #selfreflection #houseplanttherapy